ABNORMAL RELATIONSHIPS

Relationship 1

This kind of relationship happens all the time- mistress and sugardaddy, normally the guys is the Dato’ or some kind of millionaire yg dah beruban n perut buncit. Usually, this type of relationship is being downgraded and being ‘maki’ at. Most people would blame the sugardaddy lah yg menggatal pg carik pompuan lain, and also the mistress lah, yg pg menggatal kat laki org buat ape..

But again, try to look at it the positive way. Dah mamat tu berlambak2 sgt duit, tak tau nk spend kat mane dah, rumah berderet2, kereta berlambak2, anak2 n bini hidup senang. So, baik cari pompuan yg perlukan duit (normally budak from kampong yg baru smpi KL n muda2 belaka), bela diorang, bg kemewahan skit. Most of the time, the sugardaddy gets sumthing in return. That one is unjustifiable. It could be lust or love. Sbb sometimes ade sugardaddy yg dah betul2 sayang kat mistress dia, so they kawen lah jugak akhirnyer (which is better lah daripada bermaksiat, kan). But the society views it as something very much unacceptable. Pompuan kedua always at the wrong side!!.

Real-life Example: Aku ade je member yg ade sugardaddy, and ade gak kenalan yg ade mistress. Nk wat mcm mane, tu pilihan diorg. Tapi ade sorg tu, bagus habis. Jage mistress dia giler2. nak kawen tak boleh, bini tak bg. So, simpan jelah wat harta.. (kesian dia, berterusan wat maksiat.. dlm hal ni, saper salah?/ kalau bini tua restu, tak ke kurang dosa??)

Relationship 2

This type of relationship lebih kurang je with the first one. Cume bezanye yg kedua ni more like gf and bf lah, but one of the party dah kawen, or both. Normally diorg ni ex-lovers yg jumpe balik after dah kawen ke, or officemate ke. Relationship mcm ni byk destroy marriage and CAREER. Biasenye diorg get together more because of lust, not many because of love. The wanna hv some kind of adventure in lives. This relationship don’t usually work out, sbb men takut bini, or bini takut suami. Kadang2 ade smpi suami si pompuan pg bunuh lelaki tu. Keluar news wut.

Real Life Example: Adelah sorg member aku yg pernah terjebak sekali. Tp tak sempat wat pe, diorg break up. Good for her lah gak, if not, laki dia dpt tau, mati gaklah dia kot.

Relationship 3

Ni psl jarak umur. Zaman skrg, it’s no biggy, but actually it is for some people, or shud I say, parents. Siti Nurhaliza dgn Dato K tu 20 tahun beza, ramai org kutuk. But look at them, happy je. In fact, Dato’ K has turned to become a better person.

Kalau lelaki yg lebih tua mcm tu, ok je sbnrnyer, except byklah halangan mula2, like parents tak suke lah, org mengate lah. Esp if the man pernah married b4. Org sure mmg akan kutuk punyer, tp mulut org mmg mcm mulut tempayan, tak leh tutup. Kadang2, psl mulut org lah relationship ni tak berjaya. Kesian..

Real Life Example: Adelah sorg member aku ni, bercinta dah dekat 6 tahun dgn mamat yg berbelas tahun lagi tua dari dia. Lelaki tu mmg dah penah kawen lah b4 this. Psl stgh2 pihak, diorg tak kawen lg smpi skrg. Kesian gak kat diorg, tp nk wat mcm mane, jodoh kan kt tangan tuhan… kpd member aku ni, sabar2 lah ye.. (aku paling menyampah citer psl member aku yg nih, sbb setiap kali cerite je aku rase mcm nk nangis dgn kisah Romeo n Juliet diorg..huhuhu nangis dah)

Relationship 4

Ni psl umur gak, tp pompuan lebih berumur dari lelaki. Selalu berlaku kat sekolah menengah, budak2 lelaki ngorat cikgu2 diorg yg mude2 tu. Adelah gak kuar dlm internet luahan hati perasaan diorg2 nih.Ade gak yg panggil sugarmummy n toyboy relationship. Sometimes, budak2 lelaki ni betul2 syg kat gf diorg yg lagi tua tu. Ade je org lelaki yg go for older women, pd diorg older women more matured.

Real Life Example: Aku ade sorg kenalan yg berada in this situation. Member kau ni mmg lbh tua,dekat 10 tahun kot dr bf dia. tp mamat ni syg habis kat dia. Dah 4 tahun kot diorg. Nk kawen parents lelaki tu x bg. Pompuan tu mmg well-off lah, one of the executive board member in one of the oil company. Kekal lagi smpi skrg. Diorg jumpe mase satu party. Mase tu mamat tu sekolah menengah lagi n member aku dah keje dah. Last aku dgr, lelaki tu nk bw dia pg Thailand kawen kat sane. Doa jelah.. (I like seeing them together though..so cute..)

Relationship 5

Again ni psl pompuan kedua lah. Some pompuan kedua mmg keje dia nk korek harta, nk hidup senang. Some mmg hobi dia nk destroy hidup org, but some, tak plan pun nk terjebak, but sekali tu terjebak. Selalu kes yg last ni ade 2 ending lah. Satu, lelaki tu end up tglkan dia (biaselah men, kan.. konon ‘I tak leh bercerai dng wife I, I saying anak2 i.. bla bla’.. dah syg pg terjebak gak wat pe). Ending kedua, they both really fall in love with each other, pompuan tak kesah jd wife no dua asalkan they live together. Psl wujudnye org2 mcm nilah sum men kawen more than one.

Real Life Example: Aku penah bace satu buku citer ni, mamat tu kawen dgn dia, tgl dia sbb nk balik kepada wife yg pertama, but si dianye tu boleh sabar menunggu dgn anak dlm kandungan sume. And finally, good thing happens to her. Tp tu citerlah, tak taulah ade ke tak dlm dunia ni.. (pd aku, cerita2 drama ni ialah imitation of real life, so it could has happened b4 lah kan.)

Relationhip 6

Some people call this an open-relationship. Somethiig like, I dating u, tp I boleh dating org lain jugak. Something like that laa.. Biasenye org yg involve mcm ni ade fikiran terbuka, or maybe diorg got hurt too much by love, so diorg prefer flirt2 je. Syok gak relationship mcm ni. Tp some people got too involve, last2 jatuh cinta dengan serious gak. Mase tu dah payahla, sbb nk break up dgn org2 lain tu mcm mane plak?

Real Life Example: Ade member yg wat keje mcm ni. Dia ni takut nk commit with marriage, so dia prefer seeing people openly. Dia pernah having relationship with 3 men at a time. Sume 3 men tu tau yg dia ni having open-relationship. Tgk life dia simple and happy je. But in long run, byk disadvantage lah kan.

Relationship 7

This one ade overlap skit dgn jenis2 yg kat atas. This one is a professional type of relationship yg gotten into more personal one. Normally like boss n secretary, officemates n colleague, clients and clients, teacher n student. This one agak bahaya, cost you your entire career, kan. Kalau betul2 relationship untuk kawen tak pe. I mean, mcm kat tempat keje aku, ade je sorg tu kawen dgn kitorg punyer officemate gak. After diorg punyer wedding, we all siap buat sambutan bersanding diorg kat dewan sekolah lagi. Tp dua2 kena focus dgn keje lah, if not, nnt boss marah, hal kat rumah kena stay kat rumah, toksah bw pg tempat keje. Yg tu oklah, habis tu kalau mcm teacher student to mcm mane. Dah langgar etika kerja, right? Still, kalau serious nk kawen tak pe, jgn scandal2.

Real Life Example: Pernah ade member yg ade scandal ngan lecturer dia. Bila member aku nk stop, the lecturer boleh ugut nk bg fail sume paper dia. Tak ke bengang tu. Tu lah ckp, can destroy ur career.

Relationship 8

This one always happens lah. All the time. Can’t really blame people who are in this kind of relationship. What kind? Hah, ni relationship with YOUR JOB!!. Ramai seyh yg mcm ni. Smpi lupe umur dah lanjut rupenye. Dah late 30an baru sibuk nk cari bini. Most of the time, diorg ni nk kejar career dulu, nk puaskan hati dulu. Maklumlah, blajar kat university amik degree smpi 6 tahun, sengsara tu. Work their ass out just to get a piece of paper called degree, so bile kuar, kenalah cari job yg sesuai so that boley hidup senang. Sometimes too busy kot, smpi lupe skrg tahun berapa.

Lelaki tak pe lagi, diorg life starts at 40, tp kalau pompuan, susah skit la. Lelaki ni walaupun diorg umur 40, tp nk cari bini umur 20 gak, tak sedar diri dah tua. Tp tak pe, taste masing2 kan.

Real Life Example: Ade sorg kenalan, kawen late 30s. tp alhamdulillah kekal smpi skrg, anak dah dua. Bujang2 dah pun anak dia. Tgk dia pun hidup senang. At this time, dah tka payah nk keje kuat2, sbb dulu mase mude dah kerja kuat. Now dia byk spend time dgn family. Bagus lah kan. Tp tak semua boleh mcm ni. Agak2 tak boleh, cepat2lah kawen sblm umur lanjut.

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